succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via th1nkkkk)

pajamaben:

if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it

(via th1nkkkk)

  • people: i can hear your music
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