WORTH SEEING: I’m getting zero point zero dollars American for putting up this Kmart ad but I’m a sucker for juvenile wordplay. BIGGASSAVINGS!
⌚#trouble #time #buddha
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This is just legitimately sad.
and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.
i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent
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me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
WOAAAOAHH
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WORTH SEEING: Well, 70% of them anyway.
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking...
I saw a flyer today for kittenpalooza aka this place downtown had a million kittens to be adopted but it was may 18th I missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did this broccoli just flip me off?
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed...
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your...
A good woman will pick you apart
A box full of suggestions for your possible heart
But you may be offended and you may...
started from the bottom
now we here